Monday, May 2, 2011

National Day of Prayer Task Force 2011




  1. Everyone is in a run down church.  
  2. Grrr...dark, ominous clouds and the blocking of the Sun.
  3. TEXT: “What if we didn't respond to the call for prayer? “
  4. Even more ominous clouds!
  5. Young woman picks up Bible (just in time) and looks outside into the coming maelstrom.
  6. TEXT: “What if we forgot the God of our fathers?”
  7. Young man playing Wii with the Wiimote on its side (what a dick). Looks outside.
  8. OMINOUS CLOUDS!
  9. TEXT: “What if we didn’t care?”
  10. Young woman and man open their Bible’s and the passage just jumps off the page: “I will say of the Lord, ‘He is my refuge and my fortress, my God, in whom I trust.’’”
  11. CRAZY SINGING LIKE IN A TRAILER FOR A NEARLY 90’s ACTION MOVIE AND SMOKE EFFECTS *POOOOOOFFFF* (Michael Bay?)
  12. TEXT: “A MIGHTY FORTRESS IS OUR GOD.”
  13. Everyone bows and prays soooo hard.
  14. A shot of the U.S Capitol Building with storm and lightning in the background.
  15. THE SKY IS ON FIRE OVER SAN FRANCISCO! Presumably because of “teh gays.”
  16. Praying real hard in a little church somewhere in a flyover state Real America!
  17. *gasp* a beam of light shines down to the little church.
  18. TEXT: “He Created the Heavens.” /picture of sky
  19. TEXT: “He set the mountains in place.” /picture of a mountain
  20. TEXT: “There is hope...in prayer!” /adult male prayers really hard...grrr
  21. Fuck yes the money shot! The White House, The Capital Building and the Lincoln Memorial in the background with an American flag waiving so valiantly and...what is this?...two (white) hands clasped in prayer in the foreground! Ohhhhhh....
  22. TEXT: Join with millions in prayer. National Day of Prayer 05-05-11
  23. Collapse in exhausted ecstasy. Light smoke and wipe myself off with a sock.



via the wackadoos at National Day of Prayer



1 comments:

hikerrev said...

you've captured beautifully the myopic, self-centered, and heretical brand of Christianity promulgated by the National Day of Prayer. Thank You.