Friday, August 31, 2012

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2 comments:

Nick Sabot said...

"supernatural organ transplant...and more!" lol

Troythulu said...

"Access the realm of the supernatural..."

Oh. My.

Considering the monstrous behavior of the supernatural being in question, where's Sam and Dean when you need them?