Friday, January 28, 2011

Friday Link Dump 1/28/11


God’s Press Conference: "TORTURE FOREVER!"   Funny.  

A Louis C.K. interview. - He may be the best stand up comedian out there right now so I wanted to bring attention to the following paragraph about Sarah Palin.  It’s delightful:

How fucking sacred is this person who's never contributed one thing to anyone's life but her own? And not even thinking about her politically or whatever she represents, it's just that she's just a coarse, selfish person who has ferocious protection and it makes no sense to me... By the way, I said something that I think is true, I wrote one Twitter that I said, please find me a picture of Sarah Palin with more than one black person because I couldn't find one. And then she went to Haiti a week later. She threw together a trip to Haiti. So I believe I made that happen. So that's positive.

Hubble Finds Granddaddy of Ancient Galaxies

The Greek engineer who invented the steam engine 2,000 years ago

Orangutan DNA offers a strange genetic mystery - The original link can be found here.  

This dude is a linebacker for the Detroit Lions - Lack of personal accountability? Check.  Egotistical?  Check.  Delusional references regarding external forces out to get him?  Check.  Yep.  He is a true Christian.  

“Mr. Follett, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God Flying Spaghetti Monster have mercy on your soul. “

CORAL MOVES NORTH TO BEAT THE HEAT

ONE-CLAWED DINO WAS EARLY T. REX RELATIVE

URANUS PATHFINDER: MISSION TO THE MYSTERIOUS ICE GIANT - “Quiet down back there.  Grow up.”

Watchdog: Thomas Didn’t Report Wife’s Income - Thomas and Scalia should be investigated.  They are constantly participating in things that a Justice should not be a part of.  

US university settles religious discrimination case - I don’t see the problem here.  

Gigantic runaway star blazes through the cosmos - Don't panic! Earth will still be destroyed by Planet Nibiru in 2012 long before this star gets anywhere near us.

ROBOTIC QUADCOPTERS BUILD A TOWER AUTONOMOUSLY - We are doomed.  

Particles can be quantum entangled through time as well as space

WILD CHIMPS OUTWIT HUNTERS

'God's Army': Louisiana Locals Train To Protect Their Churches With Guns - "A church is really no safe haven..."

No relief for Catholic Church’s moral bankruptcy

Pope: Marriage is not an absolute right - 1) the Pope has no real authority if you think about it.  2) this is just the Vatican’s attempt at creating a loophole to discriminate against homosexuals.  

MAN-MADE OASIS WILL TRANSFORM THE DESERT

Seymour Hersh: Military Branch Being Run By 'Crusaders' - Honestly, I dislike the HuffPo, but they really do say things other “news” outlets just won’t.

Yellowstone Has Bulged as Magma Pocket Swells - If this ever blows: extinction event.  

Civil War site is now a battlefield for Wal-Mart - Good News.  Wal-Mart withdraws their plans.  

Superstars Team Up in the Southern Cross

Mama Pterosaur Discovered in China

The center of the Milky Way revealed in its full glory across the entire spectrum

Woman Hanged, Killed Dog For Chewing Bible

Stuff Fundies Like - Ask CMG: Strong Drink and Heavy Hearts

Glenn Beck flashback: “I want to kill Charlie Rangel with a shovel.” - We want to compile a list of videos where Beck says violent things like this.  I know there are more.  I have seen them, but I didn't think to save them.  If anyone knows of video clip, please email us.  

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