I saw this on Tumblr and laughed my ass off.
TYPE YOUR NAME: Matt
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: m, syhu76tg
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matt
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: znmjsaygh
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was in the beginning with God. All things were made through him, and without him was not anything made that was made. In him was life, and the life was the light of men. The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.