Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Dear Son...

I don't know the authenticity or the provenience of this particular letter, but we all know this happens.

Dear Son,

After you came out as an atheist last week me and your mother agreed that we would simply let you be since it is clearly a phase you’re going through. But we have argued, and now until you accept God again, you are not welcome in my home. I am not having my family’s safety sacrificed because of your arrogance and hubris. You have until the 16th to pick up your things.