Welp, it’s the end of the year. A time when lazy media outlets the world over compile “Top Ten” lists and “Best of” lists since they are simple, easy and people will read them since we are simple and lazy. Considering we don’t do this for money...we will act no different! Here is your ”Best of” Monday Morning Stupid Quotes. Join us in rehashing things you have (hopefully) already read!
Sarah Palin
"I want to help clean up the state that is so sorry today of journalism. And I have a communications degree."
"Go back to what our founders and our founding documents meant -- they're quite clear -- that we would create law based on the God of the bible and the Ten Commandments."
Glen Beck
The problem in(with?) America is we don’t even know who we are anymore. The problem in America is we don’t even know the truth of who we are. We’re being indoctrinated from dawn until dusk every single day, seven days a week. We’re being indoctrinated by Washington. We’re being indoctrinated by our unions. We’re being indoctrinated in our schools. We’re being indoctrinated in the media. We’re being indoctrinated. What are you even talking about? You’re darn right we should abolish public schools. – June 22, 2010
Deepok Chopra
“The mystery of life cannot be solved without answering one essential question. Why are human beings intelligent? In common understanding, we are intelligent because of our brains, our brains are intelligent because of the operation of brain cells, and brain cells operate because of genes. By this reasoning, either genes must be intelligent in their own right, or by some magic of chemistry, molecules that lack intelligence produce it when combined in various ways.
Bill Donohue
"It's not pedophilia. Most of the victims are post- pubescent. You have to get your facts straight. I'm sorry. If I'm the only one who is dealing with facts tonight, that's it. The vast majority of the victims are post-pubescent. That's not pedophilia, buddy. That's homosexuality."
Pat Robertson
"It may be a blessing in disguise. ... Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. Haitians were originally under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you will get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal. Ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other." –Pat Robertson, on the earthquake in Haiti
Michael Savage
“I'll tell you what autism is. In 99 percent of the cases, it's a brat who hasn't been told to cut the act out. That's what autism is. What do you mean they scream and they're silent? They don't have a father around to tell them, 'Don't act like a moron. You'll get nowhere in life. Stop acting like a putz. Straighten up. Act like a man. Don't sit there crying and screaming, idiot.' "
Bill O’Reilly
"Macy's, have done away with the Christmas greeting, "Merry Christmas."Now, all of this anti-Christian stuff is absurd, and may even be a bias situation. But the real reason it's happening has little to do with Christmas and everything to do with organized religion. Secular progressives realize that America as it is now will never approve of gay marriage, partial birth abortion, euthanasia, legalized drugs, income redistribution through taxation, and many other progressive visions because of religious opposition". ~From Bill O'Reilly's Christmas Under Siege talking point page.
Representative Steve King
"The president has demonstrated that he has a default mechanism in him that breaks down the side of race - on the side that favors the black person."
Senator Pat Toomey
"I think if you look at his quotes and how he has responded to questions about this, President Obama is at best very skeptical about the idea about American exceptionalism."
Glen Urquhart
''Do you know, where does this phrase 'separation of church and state' come from? It was not in Jefferson's letter to the Danbury Baptists. ... The exact phrase 'separation of Church and State' came out of Adolph Hitler's mouth, that's where it comes from. So the next time your liberal friends talk about the separation of Church and State, ask them why they're Nazis.''—Glen Urquhart, the Tea Party-backed Republican nominee for the Delaware House seat
Sharon Angle
"The Federal Department of Education should be eliminated. The Department of Education is unconstitutional and should not be involved in education, at any level."
Christine O’Donnell
“Absolutely, but let me qualify that—I consider myself an authentic feminist. Not as defined by the modern movement. And, let me clarify that a little bit more. I was an English major, so break it down: -ist means one who celebrates. As a feminist, I celebrate my femininity.” - July 2010, Interview with Americans for Prosperity
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Sarah Palin
"I want to help clean up the state that is so sorry today of journalism. And I have a communications degree."
"Go back to what our founders and our founding documents meant -- they're quite clear -- that we would create law based on the God of the bible and the Ten Commandments."
Glen Beck
The problem in(with?) America is we don’t even know who we are anymore. The problem in America is we don’t even know the truth of who we are. We’re being indoctrinated from dawn until dusk every single day, seven days a week. We’re being indoctrinated by Washington. We’re being indoctrinated by our unions. We’re being indoctrinated in our schools. We’re being indoctrinated in the media. We’re being indoctrinated. What are you even talking about? You’re darn right we should abolish public schools. – June 22, 2010
Deepok Chopra
“The mystery of life cannot be solved without answering one essential question. Why are human beings intelligent? In common understanding, we are intelligent because of our brains, our brains are intelligent because of the operation of brain cells, and brain cells operate because of genes. By this reasoning, either genes must be intelligent in their own right, or by some magic of chemistry, molecules that lack intelligence produce it when combined in various ways.
Bill Donohue
"It's not pedophilia. Most of the victims are post- pubescent. You have to get your facts straight. I'm sorry. If I'm the only one who is dealing with facts tonight, that's it. The vast majority of the victims are post-pubescent. That's not pedophilia, buddy. That's homosexuality."
Pat Robertson
"It may be a blessing in disguise. ... Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. Haitians were originally under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you will get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal. Ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other." –Pat Robertson, on the earthquake in Haiti
Michael Savage
“I'll tell you what autism is. In 99 percent of the cases, it's a brat who hasn't been told to cut the act out. That's what autism is. What do you mean they scream and they're silent? They don't have a father around to tell them, 'Don't act like a moron. You'll get nowhere in life. Stop acting like a putz. Straighten up. Act like a man. Don't sit there crying and screaming, idiot.' "
Bill O’Reilly
"Macy's, have done away with the Christmas greeting, "Merry Christmas."Now, all of this anti-Christian stuff is absurd, and may even be a bias situation. But the real reason it's happening has little to do with Christmas and everything to do with organized religion. Secular progressives realize that America as it is now will never approve of gay marriage, partial birth abortion, euthanasia, legalized drugs, income redistribution through taxation, and many other progressive visions because of religious opposition". ~From Bill O'Reilly's Christmas Under Siege talking point page.
Representative Steve King
"The president has demonstrated that he has a default mechanism in him that breaks down the side of race - on the side that favors the black person."
Senator Pat Toomey
"I think if you look at his quotes and how he has responded to questions about this, President Obama is at best very skeptical about the idea about American exceptionalism."
Glen Urquhart
''Do you know, where does this phrase 'separation of church and state' come from? It was not in Jefferson's letter to the Danbury Baptists. ... The exact phrase 'separation of Church and State' came out of Adolph Hitler's mouth, that's where it comes from. So the next time your liberal friends talk about the separation of Church and State, ask them why they're Nazis.''—Glen Urquhart, the Tea Party-backed Republican nominee for the Delaware House seat
Sharon Angle
"The Federal Department of Education should be eliminated. The Department of Education is unconstitutional and should not be involved in education, at any level."
Christine O’Donnell
“Absolutely, but let me qualify that—I consider myself an authentic feminist. Not as defined by the modern movement. And, let me clarify that a little bit more. I was an English major, so break it down: -ist means one who celebrates. As a feminist, I celebrate my femininity.” - July 2010, Interview with Americans for Prosperity
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
“[The proposed burning is a] Zionist plot that is against the teachings of all divine prophets. Zionists and their supporters are on their way to collapse and dissolution and such last-ditch actions will not save them, but multiply the pace of their fall and annihilation.”
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