I have no idea what's going on here. Obviously this is a wax figure of a Catholic officiant (John Paul II?) being crushed by a rock. OR is this really what JPII's fate was? Is he trapped under this rock somewhere in the Vatican squirming around like a half-smashed zombie? Does Ratzinger come by every few days to feed him buckets of fish heads or the blood of innocents? I can't say for sure. I'm just asking questions here.
How did the rock get there? There is shattered glass in the foreground. Was this thrown through an exhibit? Seems like a far throw for such a large rock. Speaking of the rock; it looks like a craggy meteor. Maybe YHWH got sick of the boy diddling and rained this down as penance. Little did YHWH know (not actually omniscient) that Ratzinger was even more complicit in child rape. Damn it YHWH! You always back the wrong horse.
Anyway, give us your caption or a full story in the comments. Although now I am partial to my 'Zombie Pope' hypothesis.
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Meteors fall from Heaven, You can't explain that!
Here's the skinny on this. It was apparently an art exhibit a fears back. http://ow.ly/7L9Xo
Still...leave your caption/story.
The rock was thrown by a Nephilim (angel/human lovechild). Also known as the race of giants mentioned in Genesis 6:4. The Catholic Church has kept them locked in the catacombs beneath the Vatican for centuries along with other relics like the Spear of Destiny and meteor rocks that contain evidence of extraterrestrial life.
One of these wayward creatures must have escaped his subterranean prison to inact violent retribution.
It's "that" rock that philosophers keep talking about. Can God create a rock so heavy that even he cannot lift it. Mystery solved.
Kriss
I am Peter and upon this rock I will build my church!
Those who live glass cathedrals shouldn't hurl vitriolic bullshit.
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